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4 EPs

by AAHHHH

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Out late last night, I was on the prowl I started getting hungry, my stomach started to growl   Then who should I see? Staring back at me Ex-President of the United States   I ate Ronald Reagan I ate Ronald Reagan last December I ate Ronald Reagan I ate Ronald Reagan but he didn’t remember   He invited me in, then he left me alone He must have forgotten, I was in his home   Then who should I see? Staring back at me Ex-First Lady of the United States   I snuck into his library when he wasn’t looking I stabbed him in the back then I started cooking His muscles were frail, his body was stale But that’s alright with me I just ate the V.I.P.   I ate Nancy Reagan I ate Nancy Reagan last December I ate Nancy Reagan I ate Nancy Reagan but she doesn’t have Alzheimer’s
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I Ate Jenna 01:41
Jenna I don’t know your last name Jenna I only know your first name You know I'd really like to meet you And that I would like to eat you Oh Jenna (Jenna) you’re the girl for me   I saw you at the gym getting thinner So I invited you over for dinner You thought we were eating barbecue But I knew that I was eating you Oh Jenna [Jenna] you’re just so naïve   I only saw you one more time You haven’t even been on my mind I was sad I ate you but I am glad you’re in my gut Oh Jenna (Jenna) you’re a tasty treat Oh Jenna you’re the girl for me Oh Jenna you’re just so naïve
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Oh the kids were so cruel to him Defenseless Harry could do nothing He sought revenge but didn't know how Until now   Oh no! Harry's hungry Oh no! Harry needs to eat You'd better run Or he will eat you You'd better hide Cause he's coming for you now   Oh how he plotted to exact his pain The children's torment drove him insane So he sharpened his teeth and dug right it And that was all Oh no! Harry's hungry Oh no! Harry needs to eat You'd better run Or he will eat you You'd better hide Cause he's coming for you now
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2 am last night I had nothing to do I thought I’d go out cruising and try to find some food So I called my friend Kate, said I’d be there in 8 But when I showed up things weren’t too [great]   I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile I only chewed on her for a while   She laid on the floor as she died of starvation And I started to get a hungry sensation I knew I could save her but why should I try So I got out my knife and said my good [byes]   I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile I only chewed on her for a while   No meat on her bones No food in her home   I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile I only chewed on her for a while (x2)
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I contemplated suicide When I missed you on TV that night You were on TRL Now I’m in a private hell You were sharp and you were clean When I saw you on the movie screen And I know you didn’t want to hurt us But you starred with Jamie Lee Curtis   Lindsay Make a movie with me It’ll have a kissing scene It would be my dream   I tried to write you Valentines I tried so hard so many times And you know it made me wanna scream When you kissed that guy in that scene And I really thought that you were smarter So why’d you date Aaron Carter? Just end your feud with Hilary And both of you go out with me   Lindsay Make a movie with me It’ll have a kissing scene It would be my dream (x3)
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Alexa Vega 02:48
I’ll think of ways to impress you You are sexy Mexican in Spy Kids 2 I’ll take you out for taco or gordita Si eres una chica bonita   Alexa! Vega! (x2)   Get in El Camino and we’ll take a ride We’ll go down to Taco Bell on Rodeo Drive She don’t have a green card but I won’t report her As long as she takes me south of her border   Alexa! Vega! (x2)   I know she’s not Spanish But I still like to see her Because she is so hot She gives me Spanish fever   Alexa! Vega! (x2)
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Amanda Bynes 01:48
Now I won’t be a liar It’s not your heart I desire You’re so hot you’re on fire But it’s your ass I admire   Amanda Bynes! I want to fuck you in the behind Amanda Bynes! I want to fuck you where the sun don’t shine   Now I’ll give it to you straight I look at you when I masturbate I know it’s Al Roker that you hate But if you two fucked it would be great   I know that this will never come to pass But I can still dream of your sweet ass   Amanda who? Amanda Bynes! Amanda who? Amanda Bynes!   Amanda Bynes! I want to fuck you in the behind Amanda Bynes! I want to fuck you where the sun don’t shine (x2)
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Olsen Twins 02:14
I loved you in Winning London and Holiday in the Sun Why don’t you two come over? And have a little fun You two are the bomb, you’re a pretty sight I’ll invite you over, and we’ll fill my house tonight   The cops they call it abduction But I just think its seduction   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!   I don’t care which is which, you are two of a kind You both are so good, you blow more than my mind I don’t need no love, don’t need no affection But baby it takes two, To give me an erection   Sex with you is on my day planner So stay away from Dan Tanner   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!   Now that you’re out of rehab, I bet you’d like a toke Why don’t you come over, and suck my dick for coke? [original version: Now that you're both 16, I bet you drive a lot Can I please park my car, in your parking lot?]   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!
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Hilary Duff 04:11
You are the sunshine that lights up my day Make all my sorrows go away Your smile knocks me right to the floor Always keeps me looking for more And your laugh’s the cutest around What I’d give just to hear that sound I’d give the world   I wish you could see You are the only girl for me Babe you’ve got all the right stuff Hilary Duff   When I can’t see you it makes me sad Think of the things that I wish that I had It tears out my heart seeing you on T.V. Kissing Gordo instead of me Got your picture on my wall Hoping that you just might fall In love with me   I wish you could see You are the only girl for me Babe you’ve got all the right stuff Hilary Duff   (break-down)   I heard your worth millions of bucks Too bad your personality sucks Is it a sin if I do enquire May I wack off watching Lizzie McGwire? You’re probably just a spoiled brat But at least you’re not ugly and fat In fact you’re hot   I wish you could see You are the only girl for me Babe I will give it to you rough Hilary Duff
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I like to eat chicken I like to eat beef Sink into a juicy steak With my pearly white teeth   I’m a carnivore I’m a carnivore That's for sure I’m a carnivore   Oh fuck you Health food store I don’t wanna eat your soy Eating fluffy mammals is what I enjoy   I’m a carnivore I’m a carnivore That's for sure I’m a carnivore   Turkey beef and veal At every meal Chicken pork and fish With every dish   I’m a carnivore I’m a carnivore That's for sure I’m a carnivore (x2)
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Hamburgers 02:04
Fuck George Forman, I like ‘em greasy 20 parts lean 80 parts beefy Mad cow disease I don’t give a shit 15 years and I still live with it   Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) I like you ground up on a bun Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) You taste better with A1   Hamburgers morning noon and night Hamburgers what a tasty delight Hamburgers patty full of flavor Hamburgers the taste that I savor   Fuck veggie burgers and vegetarians I get my food from veterinarians Gotta feed the cows well before they kill them Slaughter and pack them and then you grill em   Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) I like you ground up on a bun Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) You taste better with A1   I don’t watch my calories I don’t count my carbs I don’t overcook cause I’m not a retard   Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) I like you ground up on a bun Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!) You taste better with A1
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Paint Chips 02:32
Sitting in my room the paint is chipping off the wall Every time I look I see another piece fall I don’t have any money and there is no food in sight I guess I won’t be eating any Chinese food tonight   I eat paint chips I like how they crunch I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch I eat paint chips bursting with flavor Eat some now save some for later   My friends call me a mutant when they see my tongue is green They all say it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen I just say “that’s ignorant” and keep on doing what I do But I’ll be the one laughing last when I make my tongue turn blue   I eat paint chips I like how they crunch I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch I eat paint chips bursting with flavor Eat some now save some for later   My brain is always sore and I don’t even know why I cant tell where or when things went awry I know I can’t stop shaking no matter what I do I guess now is the time for me to start eating glue   I eat paint chips I like how they crunch I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch I eat paint chips bursting with flavor Eat some now...
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I like ramen noodles cause they’re a tasty treat I like ramen noodles cause they’re so fun to eat I like ramen noodles I like them in a cup I like ramen noodles cause they help fill me up   Ramen noodles they’re my favorite food (x2)   I like ramen noodles in a bowl or can I like ramen noodles I like them made with ham I like ramen noodles I like them all the time I like ramen noodles cause they’re always on my mind   Ramen noodles they’re my favorite food (x2)   I don’t need no soup or stew Ramen noodles: the best food I don’t need a Foreman grill These noodles keep me filled   Ramen noodles they’re my favorite food, etc
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Listen up I’ll tell you the deal You gotta eat a heart healthy meal (oh yeah, heart healthy meal) Follow my plan and you will see The best ways to eat healthy (oh yeah) The food pyramid rock!   6 to 11 servings a day You gotta eat your bread the right way (yeah)   Now on to fruits and greens You gotta make it a daily routine (oh yeah, 2 to 5 a day) Eat your tomatoes and eat your grapes That’ll get your heart in shape (oh yeah) The food pyramid rock   Hold on a minute we’re not quite done There’s 3 more groups of heart healthy fun (oh yeah)   Eat a cow and drink its milk It’ll keep your bones well built (oh yeah, bones well built) You gotta eat 2 servings of dairy So you’re not real thin and scary (like me) The food pyramid rock   There’s only one more part The yummy stuff that clogs up your heart (oh yeah)   Don’t go eating sweets all the time You’ll get fatter than J-Lo’s behind (oh yeah, and you don’t want that) Avoid candy and you will seeYou’re life will be long and lovely (oh yeah) The food pyramid rock   Follow my guide and you will see The best ways to eat healthy (oh yeah) The food pyramid rock!
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I wanna go to outer space (x2) I could float around with a smile on my face And no one would even care at all   I wanna take a rocket to the sun (x2) I would get a tan and it would be real fun And no one would ever care at all   Don’t you think that it’d be great If we wouldn’t suffocate outside the atmosphere? There’s nothing bad about space It’s the most exciting place outside the Southern Tier   I wanna ride a shooting star (x2) I would hold on tight and we would go real far And no one would even care at all   I wanna venture to the moon It wouldn’t take too long and I would get there soon And no one would even care at all   Don’t you think that it’d be great If we wouldn’t suffocate outside the atmosphere? There’s nothing bad about space It’s the most exciting place outside the Southern Tier   I wanna be an astronaut That’s the job for me I wanna be an astronaut That’s what I wanna be
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I wanna break the plaster on the wall I wanna make all the nick-knack's fall I wanna shake the house's foundation And give your stomach a very jumpy sensation   I Want An Electric Guitar (x4)   I wanna piss all the neighbors off (And scream so loud) And give myself a really bad cough I wanna make the woofer blow But I know my mom will just say no   I Want An Electric Guitar (x8)
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Rockin’ your socks it’s a brand new song And you don’t know the words so you can’t sing along And its better than SPAStix... Droppin rhymes and your jaw and makin’ you transfixed On every single fuckin’ word we say We've got somethin’ for everyone like a buffet We got the rhymes that you love to savor Pimp D with the style (Heavy Nuts with the flavor) You’re like Wendy’s we’re a meal with 5 courses We be fuckin’ pretty women you be fuckin horses AAHHHH is more deadly than Jack the Ripper If I wanted lip from you I would scrape it off my zipper My rhymes are so sweet just like Jelly And no one would even care at all I’ll piss on you like my name was R. Kelly You got no style and your talent is fictitious You best think twice before you fuck with Pimp Delicious   I wanna be a rapper Take you to a restaurant I wanna be a rapper Give you everything you want I wanna be a rapper Take you to the grocery sto’ Make you my number one ho   Whitey Vibe got beef but he still wants steak And he wants to be black and its more than I can take We won the war but we want a treaty Griff asks Whitey Vibe “please don’t eat me?” 50 Cent’s spare change, Eminem went stale Murda Inc. got convicted and went to jail Snoop dropped the drugs and went clean Now its E.H.P. blowin’ up the scene I don’t spit bullshit ‘cause my name’s not Truth I’m not scared of the “big fuckin’ spider” in the booth I’ll take out my gun and make you think you’re getting slaughtered I’ll make you shit your pants worse than Mexican water I’ll break both your legs then beat you with your crutches I get high on crack rocks, you choke on dutches We’re never gonna lose and we’re always gonna win What can go wrong with Heavy Nuts on your chin?   I wanna be a rapper Take you to a restaurant I wanna be a rapper Give you everything you want I wanna be a rapper Take you to the grocery sto’ Make you my number one ho
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I wanna be a pimp cause I wanna be cool Don’t wanna be anybody’s fool I wanna drive around in my Cadillac I wanna learn how to bitch slap   The corner is yours now So Get on all fours now Cause you have to get laid He’s being a jerk now But this is your work now If you want to get paid   I wanna be a pimp with alot of hos I wanna have a cane and wear fluorescent clothes I wanna be a pimp but I don’t wanna be sleazy ‘Cause everyone knows that pimpin’ ain’t easy   You’re being abused now But at least I’m amused now Your face is black and blue Your life is a joke now Fucking for coke now Whatever shall you do?   I wanna be a pimp cause I wanna be rich I wanna make every woman my bitch I wanna be a pimp cause I don’t wanna suck I wanna own women who get paid to fuck   The corner is yours now So Get on all fours now Cause you have to get laid He’s being a jerk now But this is your work now If you want to get paid   You’re being abused now But at least I’m amused now Your face is black and blue Your life is a joke now Fucking for coke now Whatever shall you do?
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You came to us in our time of need We knew you had what it takes to succeed You came to fight the evil Republican scum Embodied in Rick Lazio   From Binghamton to Buffalo You helped us flourish and made us grow And we just want you to know...   Hillary! The sexy senator from New York State   When you moved here how could we say no? ‘Cause you’re like an angel without a halo You won’t run for President of the United States Cause you think New York is super great   From Albany to Watertown You turned our frowns upside down And we just we just want you to know   Hillary! The sexy senator from New York State   I saw you at the DNC I was staring at you. you stole a look at me I know you’re busy on Capitol Hill But together me and you can veto Bill   Hillary! The sexy senator from New York State

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released September 1, 2004

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