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The Polka Collection

by AAHHHH

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1.
I Walk to Work 02:18
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My job is a good one It'll get me far But there's just one problem I don't have a car   I live six miles away Five hour commute every day There's nothing more exhilarating Than walking to work on a freeway   I walk to work in a suit and tie I walk to work afraid that I might die I walk to work, soot makes it hard to see I walk to work, I'll get there eventually    Driving is for suckers That cant take the heat Get out of your car And back on the street   I live six miles away Five hour commute every day There's nothing more exhilarating Than walking to work on a freeway   I walk to work in a suit and tie I walk to work afraid that I might die I walk to work, soot makes it hard to see I walk to work, I'll get there eventually    Bloody and battered My clothes torn and tattered But I still made it on time My boss wasn't flattered But nothing else mattered That promotion had to be mine   I walk to work in a suit and tie I walk to work afraid that I might die I walk to work, soot makes it hard to see I walk to work, I'll get there eventually  (x2)
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P.E.T.A. 01:36
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I was looking for a diet I found PETA, thought I'd try it Now instead of eating animals I turned into a cannibal   Now I don't eat steak or veal But I can still have a tasty meal I like the taste of flesh Its an acquired taste I guess   Its been six months since I started People think I'm retarded Veggie burgers taste like shit But humans well make up for it   I don't hurt plants or trees I feel like I've got a disease The fish stay in the sea The hippies all like me   Its hard not to savor The taste of my neighbor The cops are after me Because I'm always hungry   I was looking for a diet I found PETA, thought I'd try it Now instead of eating animals I turned into a cannibal
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Love is Priceless 01:33
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Said you loved me Said you trusted me Said I stole the key to your heart Little did you know I stole more I stole the key to her front door   I broke into your house I thought I was invited We were going out for three whole days I broke into your house Your daddy didn't like it I reached for your stereo and he tackled me   Don't leave me Don't break it off The cops, they don't have to know All of this because I stole a kiss And I tried to steal your stereo
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Lindsey Metrus 02:21
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I saw you at Nick's house today I asked you out, but you said "no way"   Don't be scare because of your brother He wont mind you being a mother Start being happy, stop being mean Its not illegal 'till I'm 17   You were watching Lizzie McGwire But who cares about her, its you I desire   Don't be scare of an older guy I'll always be there when you cry We'll drive around and stay out late Too bad you're curfews at 8   Lindsey Lindsey Metrus (x4)
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...and that's why we love NASCAR 01:31
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New neighbors across the street None of which I wanna meet   Why dont they leave me alone? [and] Go back to their trailer home Go!   They're movin' in Tomorrow They're movin' in   One's wearing a NASCAR shirt He's the one I wanna hurt   The other one is a whore She'll make our street an eye sore Go!   They're movin' in Tomorrow They're movin' in   Stupid white trash and a NASCAR lover Too bad your husbands also your brother Got a $.25 wedding band Got 10 fingers on your third hand Go!   They're movin' in Tomorrow They're movin' in (x2)
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Frankie Muniz in Big Fat Liar 01:57
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I was hittin' the slopes today When I hear Ricky say I would do a flip off that ramp If I didn't have such a bad cramp That I got in a mosh-pit In the front row of a concert by Lit   Ricky Boland is so cool He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool There is nothing that he wont do 'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you Mike Williams is so rad [he's] Got a superhero for a dad He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too Cause he's Mike Williams and not you   I was hangin' in the band room today When I heard Mike Williams say Do you know 50 Cent? He's related to my cousin Eminem Who produced for Jay-Z I got a shout out on his CD   Ricky Boland is so cool He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool There is nothing that he wont do 'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you Mike Williams is so rad [he's] Got a superhero for a dad He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too Cause he's Mike Williams and not you (x2)
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Baby Got Backed Into A Knife 01:52
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I wanted to take you to prom I wanted to meet your mom I wanted to talk to you for hours I wanted to give you flowers   But you said no you stupid bitch So I'm gonna fucking kill you bitch   You're a stupid bitch You're a goddamn bitch Gonna kill you bitch   Four years in the making I've waited for this day How could you turn your back? How could you turn away?   I will have my revenge For the tears on my face You will meet, meet your maker In your final resting place   You're a stupid bitch You're a goddamn bitch Gonna kill you bitch   This will be your demise When I gouge out your eyes Gonna torture you for days That's the price that you'll pay   But you said no you stupid bitch So I'm gonna fucking kill you bitch   You're a stupid bitch You're a goddamn bitch Gonna kill you bitch Suck my cock dirty bitch Throw your body in a ditch Mutilate your body bitch Beat your brains out bitch Beat your face in bitch Knock your toof out bitch Sell you kidney, dirty dike
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Song that's Aite 01:39
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Plastic trees, anti-freeze, sailors hat Trash collecting, re-electing, happy to me Monster truck, who the fuck, stand in line T.V. set, place your bet, fluffy black clouds   Madonna give me my bike Madonna, I want my bike Madonna, bring back my bike Right now!   Mailman run, machine gun, panda-saurus Christmas tree, jubilee, ice cream man Vinyl siding, sodomizing, ranch dressing Mac and cheese, if you please, dirty toenails   Madonna give me my bike Madonna, I want my bike Madonna, bring back my bike Right now! (x2)
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Threesome With The Olsen Twins 02:22
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I loved you in Winning London and Holiday in the Sun Why don’t you two come over? And have a little fun You two are the bomb, you’re a pretty sight I’ll invite you over, and we’ll fill my house tonight   The cops they call it abduction But I just think its seduction   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!   I don’t care which is which, you are two of a kind You both are so good, you blow more than my mind I don’t need no love, don’t need no affection But baby it takes two, To give me an erection   Sex with you is on my day planner So stay away from Dan Tanner   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!   Now that you're both 16, I bet you drive a lot Can I please park my car, in your parking lot?   Ashley and Mary-Kate You make me want to masturbate! Mary-Kate and Ashley Let’s go do the nasty!
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My Very Own Sega Genesis 02:17
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If life was like Nintendo we would all be happy We could enter all the codes and life wouldn't be crappy We could save our friends, kill our enemies There's a code that I know invincibility   We could always reset, continue a hundred times We could always reset, and life would be just fine (x2)     If life were like Nintendo, it would be so grand You wouldn't have to think at all, control life with your hands You could take a time out, pause at your leisure Play an hour, rest an hour, don't have a seizure   We could always reset, continue a hundred times We could always reset, and life would be just fine (etc.) (down, down, up, up, right, right, left, left)
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Plus Sized Princess 01:30
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You know my girl she's the best She's better than all the rest You know she's my little cutie But she's got the biggest booty   My girl's a model Look at her waddle She's in the window of all the fat stores She could have anyone But I'm her only one She is the envy of all the fat whores   My girl is the biggest flirt And she's got the biggest skirt She would lose her job real fast If she only drank slim fast   My girl's a model Look at her waddle She's in the window of all the fat stores She could have anyone But I'm her only one She is the envy of all the fat whores   Don't let it get to you Because she is so cute She attracts all the guys With her great white thighs   My girl's a model Look at her waddle She's in the window of all the fat stores She could have anyone But I'm her only one She is the envy of all the fat whores
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Porno Addict 02:18
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You gotta look at it every day Before you go to work Before you go away You gotta look at it all the time When you're feeling bad When you're feeling fine   Is it addiction? Or is it just fun? You say it with conviction Say its gotta be done...done   Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't stop Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't quit (x2)   You gotta look at it with your son He is 8 years old, you think it would be fun You gotta look at it all alone When your wife is there When no one's home   Is it addiction? Or is it just fun? You say it with conviction Say its gotta be done...done   Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't stop Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't quit (x2)   You call yourself a collector And a connoisseur But you are addicted Of that I am sure   Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't stop Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict You can't quit (etc)

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released October 1, 2003

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