1. |
Nothing's Shocking
02:03
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Plug myself into a power outlet
Just to see watts inside
Flow with the current inside and outside
And see what, what I find
Hook me up I'm wired
Tired, Uninspired
My life needs a jolt
Gimme 50,000 Volts
Directly, nothing's shocking
My life needs a spark
Alternately turn me on, I'm like a light
I spend all day in the dark
Hook me up I'm wired
Tired, Uninspired
My life needs a jolt
Gimme 50,000 Volts
the light of day
I need a lift, that's what they say
Better take out the defibrillator, that much is clear
Do it fast, we've got a flat liner here
Hook me up I'm wired
Tired, Uninspired
My life needs a jolt
Gimme 50,000 Volts (x2)
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2. |
Body Count 2
02:40
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I was at a party, I was quite intoxicated
When I ran into this girl, that I should've dated
She was going out with some guy that I fucking hated
We had beef but then it escalated
He punched me in the jaw, it was dislocated
I walked away, humiliated
Another night, another fight
Got me so mad, I think I'll kill him
Wrong or right, red in sight
I guess I'll hit him with my car
She wished me happy birthday, 6 months belated
Then the cops showed up, and the party was raided
I should've run, but then I hesitated
They shoulda, coulda, caught me but I was glad I made it
I jumped in my car quite motivated
Body count two, the paper stated
Another night, another fight
Got me so mad, I think I'll kill him
Wrong or right, red in sight
I guess I'll hit him with my car (x3)
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3. |
Cannibal Song #10
03:29
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It's been two weeks since I ate me a man
I'm starting to get the itch
The sweet taste of flesh in my mouth I've longed for so bad
But all my enemies are consumed, my friends are all that's left
But I don't give a shit, I'll grind them into little bits, bits!
I can't explain the wonderful feeling
Of human flesh in my tummy
It tastes so good, its so yummy
I like to eat people, I like to eat people!
So I hop into my car and I drive to Mozart Street
I honk my horn and sharpen my knife
Thank god its time to eat
"Please don't eat me, I think it'll hurt" Justin says to me
I'm so sorry my friend, I'm way too fucking hungry
I can't explain the wonderful feeling
Of human flesh in my tummy
It tastes so good, its so yummy
I like to eat people, I like to eat people!
After I ate J.C. I needed to feed once more
So I went over to Griff's place and knocked on his front door
I said I'm going to eat you, there's no time to waste
It looks like we'll have to find someone new to play bass
I can't explain the wonderful feeling
Of human flesh in my tummy
It tastes so good, its so yummy
I like to eat people, I like to eat people!
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4. |
Fat Girls Give Good Head
02:35
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5. |
The Pirate Song
02:48
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The sea
Beckoning to me
I've gone to seek adventure
Where ever it may be
So set the sails and raise the anchor
Calling all hands on deck
Leave the port of old Havana
After stealing whats of worth
I'm sure I'll be back
I'll be back again some day
Its the pirates life for me
I'll be damned if I'm not free
Yes, the pirates life for me
Myself
The captain and the crew
With whiskey on our breath
Fighting's what we'll do
So load the cannons, light the torches
We'll board the ship and duel with swords
Raise the flag to show who's won
Victory is assured
Tonight we'll drink to fallen friends
Its the pirates life for me
I'll be damned if I'm not free
Yes, the pirates life for me
Yes, the pirates life for me (x2)
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6. |
Pretty Girl
02:28
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The first time I saw you my heart skipped a beat
The second time I saw you, you swept me off my feet
The third time I saw you, you watched The Notebook
The fourth time I saw you, you had me on your hook
Pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty such a pretty girl
Pretty pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
The fifth time I saw you my stomach was in knots
The sixth time I saw you I liked you a lot
The seventh time I saw you it was love at first sight
The eighth time I saw you, everything was right
Pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty such a pretty girl
Pretty pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Such a pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
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7. |
Binghamton is Burning
02:19
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It's back and forth
Which way to turn?
I wanna start a riot, I wanna see things burn
Binghamton is burning
Violence galore
Destruction is beautiful
Apocalypse once more
I've got a front row seat, our dreams rise up in smoke
The punch line isn't very funny if you think this is a joke
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
I think it'd be really funny if we would start a riot
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
Get down on your knees and suck my dick 'cause we're gonna start a riot
We watch the flames rise up
And watch the sky fall down
We'll be on TV. as the stores fall to the ground
Everything you thought wrong
Turns out to be right
Will you still believe we'll start a riot tonight?
I've got a front row seat, our dreams rise up in smoke
The punch line isn't very funny if you think this is a joke
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
You know it'd be really neat if we were to start a riot
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
You're really fat so go on a diet, while we're gonna start a riot
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
We're gonna stay up all night cause we're gonna to start a riot
We're gonna start a riot
I think we should try it
I think it'd be really swell if we were to eat ice cream
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8. |
She's a Vampire
01:32
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She's got big fangs and long black hair
She doesn't like garlic or when you stare
Everyone thinks she'd make a good wife
But come midnight, she'll be sucking out your life
She's a vampire
I hope she doesn't bite me
She's a vampire
She always looks so frightening
She's a vampire
And she only comes out at night
She's got big fangs and pale white hands
She don't go outside to get a tan
She's a goth girl that's what they think
But just wait 'till its their blood she drinks
She's a vampire
I hope she doesn't bite me
She's a vampire
She always looks so frightening
She's a vampire
And she only comes out at night
She never hangs out, not too often
She sleeps at home in her coffin
You'd better watch your back and don't you speak
She's out for blood its that time of week
She's a vampire
I hope she doesn't bite me
She's a vampire
She always looks so frightening
She's a vampire
And she only comes out at night (x2)
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9. |
You Got Served
02:27
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You got served (x3)
Yeah!
6-15-03 forever
Dave and Jenna are great together
You know I love to love you baby
Loving you just makes me crazy
They're the best couple of the year
6-15 is almost here
You know I love to love you baby
6-15-03
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
You know I love you Dave and Jenna
But I love Ricky and Meghan
Been together 5 days baby
Loving you just makes me crazy
One day Ricky got Dave mad
It made me really, really sad
Said he was gonna rape Jenna in the asshole
BUT HE COULDN'T FIND IT!
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
You got served (x3)
Yeah!
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I call my baby on a cellular phone
I leave a message cause there ain't no one home
Why aren't you here when I need you?
If you don't come back to me then I'll beat you
Cause ever since you've been gone
I've needed some help
Please come back to me
This meal wont cook itself
I call the supermarket, see if she's there
I want my baby to know that I care
Remember when we had such fun days?
You made me turkey sandwiches on Sundays
Cause ever since you've been gone
I've needed some help
Please come back to me
This meal wont cook itself
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11. |
Apathy
03:12
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I was thinking that I didn't know anything
I went to the Wiseman, he said the following"
He said, "Nick you gotta know when the race is won
Give a little less, it never hurt anyone"
I said, "So you're telling me I just care too much?"
He said, "Have some apathy, you're a little out of touch"
He said I'd have to figure out
That no one cares about
Apathy, on a rainy day
Apathy, I don't care what you say
Apathy, and its raining on me
Apathy, apathetic jubilee
So I took his advice and started to care less
I didn't pay attention, I minded my business
Everybody's problems, they couldn't bother me
Heeding his advice, my life was made easy
He said I'd have to figure out
That no one cares about
Apathy, on a rainy day
Apathy, I don't care what you say
Apathy, and its raining on me
Apathy, apathetic jubilee (etc)
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